1. gameandwatch:

    i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

    (vía the-bitches-company)

  2. tomche:

    now they’re engaged and having a baby together

    (Fuente: thecircle-, vía callmeguud)


  3. defendth3faith:

    have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

    (Fuente: th3lastofus, vía callmeguud)


  4. charizard:


    when you hate someone but they’re still really cute


    me rn

    (Fuente: tephor, vía the-bitches-company)

  5. (Fuente: tibets, vía the-bitches-company)


  6. sorelatable:

    If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity


    (vía the-bitches-company)


  7. shylocks:

    if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands

    (vía the-bitches-company)

  8. ratchetmessreturns:

    I guess he keeps it real

    (vía the-bitches-company)


  9. piertotum-locomottor:



    if i was music i’d be a single

    yeah because you’re the best song on the album


    (vía the-bitches-company)


  11. lion:

    when someone reading in class and your name is in the story


    (vía doesthissoundlikeahelicopter)


  12. postllimit:

    i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so


    but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form 


    no thank you

    (vía heyfunniest)