1. georgia-redhead:

    pilgrimkitty:

    inahopefulstateofmind:

    youu—aree—perfect:

    coolhandluke93:

    Dear future wife,
    This is happening.  

    Dear future husband,

    This is happening.

    These people are epic.

    I love this.

    (vía shiesunposhito)

     

  2. solecide:

    the-winchesters-in-221b:

    2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

    davespritedave:

    hoechlolly:

    tehwhovianhufflepuff:

    imagine-tenthousand:

    mockinggrass:

    Go big or go home 

    So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

    In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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    So I decided to try it

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    alrighty, let’s go one more step

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    i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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    THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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    Story of my life

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    all of u can suck my dick because Cleverbot called me cutie and wants oral 

    (vía crazyirati)

     


  3. lbby:

    motherfuckerofbabylon:

    lbby:

    procrasturbation

    because it feels good in the moment, but you’re really only screwing yourself.

    congratulations on being the first person i have ever given this medal to

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    (Fuente: lzbth, vía crazyirati)

     

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  5. mitigatedwrath:

    elisetheawesome:

    glorifi3d:

    kaleidoeyez:

    mommalikey:

    darnni:

    THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

    WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

    Oh man I love salad!

    can he be included

    HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS

    FINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!

    Now we know why she is so happy

    (Fuente: fweecarter, vía crazyirati)

     


  6. 10 de cada 10 mujeres se revisan las puntas de su cabello cuando están aburridas o fastidiadas.

     

  7. alien0630:

    Peter Pan’s shadow.

    (vía crazyirati)

     

  8. onlylolgifs:

    Video:

    (vía crazyirati)

     

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  10. Seré directo. Cuando estoy contigo, el resto del mundo se puede ir a la mierda.

     

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  12. Me siento mal. Tuve un mal día. Pero las razones son tan patéticas, lo que pienso es tan tonto, que no puedo contárselo a nadie. Y me estoy ahogando.

    hablandoconlasestrellas:

    Aunque sea tonto, yo puedo estar ahí para escucharte e intentar animarte y ayudarte a que no te hundas :) 

    (Fuente: w-i-s-h-youwerehere, vía uniicornawesome)