lbby:
lbby:
procrasturbation
because it feels good in the moment, but you’re really only screwing yourself.
congratulations on being the first person i have ever given this medal to
(Fuente: lzbth, vía crazyirati)
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Twitter:_Caroland_
Dear future wife,
This is happening.Dear future husband,
This is happening.
These people are epic.
I love this.
(vía shiesunposhito)
Go big or go home
So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.
So I decided to try it
alrighty, let’s go one more step
i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
Story of my life
all of u can suck my dick because Cleverbot called me cutie and wants oral
(vía crazyirati)
lbby:
lbby:
procrasturbation
because it feels good in the moment, but you’re really only screwing yourself.
congratulations on being the first person i have ever given this medal to
(Fuente: lzbth, vía crazyirati)
(Fuente: me-voy-a-nunca-jamas, vía natives-182)
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
Oh man I love salad!
can he be included
HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTSFINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!
Now we know why she is so happy
(Fuente: fweecarter, vía crazyirati)
(Fuente: just-for-you-fuck, vía natives-182)
(Fuente: life--on--a--cloud, vía uniicornawesome)
(Fuente: our-story-without-end, vía uniicornawesome)
Aunque sea tonto, yo puedo estar ahí para escucharte e intentar animarte y ayudarte a que no te hundas :)
(Fuente: w-i-s-h-youwerehere, vía uniicornawesome)